Non Sequitur

This is a Haiku.
Haikus don't always make sense.
Refrigerator. 
--Klenda

As I lay dying,
What carries me off? Sasquatch.
I smile thinly.
—The Emperor

Haiku for Oob-y.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
I'm bad at haikus.
—Me

Tree one says to two,
“Maple, I would pine for you.”
I pick up my ax.
—Klenda

One, two, five four three.
'Tis awesome—I'm on TV.
Why. Even. Bother?
—Myself

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